疯狂店员2
导演: Kevin Smith
制片国家/地区: 美国
上映年度: 2006

作为94年一部倍受好评的独立片的续集
没有看过第一部 虽然有评论说没第一部锐利
我觉得还是一部值得看的片！
片中有不少欧美的经典歌 乱感动一把的~

附我觉得很好笑的台词
（本来想放主角嘲笑指环王fan的那段台词 最后觉得还是放这段比较好~）
以下对话发生在两人之间

You’re a virgin, aren’t you?

You know I have a girlfriend, Randal.

Oh, yeah. What’s her name again?

Myra Hodgkiss.

You made her up, didn’t you? That name sounds so made-up.

No.

Seriously, EIias, have you and Myra had sex yet?

Well, that’s just kind of personal, Randal.

Come on! I tell you about my sex Iife all the time. I Iet you smell my fingers after I fucked Taton Weathers’ kid sister in the office that one time, didn’t I?

You kind of made me smell your fingers.

Maybe you just don’t Iike the pussy. Maybe you’re all about the cock.

No, no, I Iike the pussy.

So come on. Did Myra ever give you a crack at her crack or what?

Well, not that it’s any of your business, Randal, but she can’t.

Why?

Well, we can’t because of Pillow Pants.

What the fuck’s Pillow Pants?

Pillow Pants is a Iittle troll who Iives in her pussy. Pillow Pants is her pussy troll. Duh. You know how every girl’s parents put a pussy troll in them when the girls are young to keep them from having premarital sex?

Sure.

Well, Myra’s is named Pillow Pants. And so, even though she totally wants to have sex with me, Myra says if I put my thing in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off. So I got to wait until Pillow Pants gets peed out of her body on her 21st birthday before we can have sex.

And Myra told you this?

Boyfriends and girlfriends talk to each other about sex stuff, Randal. You’d know this if you ever had a girlfriend.

Have you and Myra even kissed yet?

We would have already, if it wasn’t for Lister Fiend.

Lister Fiend is her mouth troll, isn’t it?

Women.

I’II be right back.

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真太TM搞笑了 看这段时俺差点把电脑桌拍散架了~~~
另：
今天决定这个月我要得“全勤”奖~~~
哇哈哈~~~